How Many Tabs Are Open in Your Money Brain?
“Your brain has 42 tabs open, and one of them is a tax return from 2018.”
Let’s talk about your money tabs. Because if you’re neurodivergent, your brain isn’t running “one thing at a time.”
It’s running 42 tabs, three emotional downloads, a nostalgia playlist, and one intrusive thought about a tax return from 2018.
ND Money Myths That Ruined Our Wallets (and the truth that will fix them)
So… yes. I’m posting this at the end of November.
Yes, it’s technically still Financial Literacy Month in Canada.
No, this is not a cry for help. This is simply neurodivergent punctuality. We arrive exactly when our executive function whispers, “fine, post it.” And honestly, there’s something poetic about posting a Financial Literacy Month blog late.
If Your Bank Account Was a Pet, What Would It Be? (a quiz you didn't know you needed)
Welcome to the most unhinged-but-accurate money quiz you didn’t know your ND brain needed. We’re about to personify your bank account as a pet.
Because for ND minds, metaphors and humour reveal patterns faster than spreadsheets ever could. Choose your fighter.
Amazon Theory: Why Your Wealth Keeps “Running Late”
Today’s topic: Amazon Theory. Or, why your wealth feels like it’s stuck in “Out for Delivery” purgatory.
Canoe Theory: The ND Alignment Shortcut
Welcome back to the Kaizen Lemonade Stand, where metaphors are free and existential crises are optional. Today’s flavour: Canoe Theory.
Yes, we’re doing river talk. Stay with me.
Antenna Theory: Why ND Brains Feel Everything at Once
People love to say “just regulate your nervous system” like it’s a cute little button we can click. Meanwhile I’m standing there thinking, regulate what exactly? Where’s the manual? Where’s the dashboard? Where’s the giant red ON/OFF switch? So let’s talk about something that actually makes sense: Antenna Theory.